I love you my darling, my love has superseded my anger, my days are not but tiny little children of past days. – @RomanticCreep

Casey made a great exit. It’s okay. This time gua tak nangis. πŸ™‚

Obama is reshuffling his ‘war & intelligence’ team. First of all, war is stupid. If he calls that intelligence, then he is stupid.

Greetings Earthlings who tweets! Have a nice weekend ahead. Blessed be you, your kind hearts and your loving souls.

Sent Kosmik Kembara to the mechanic and now having a morning walk around my neighbourhood. Refreshing. Mall workers coming early to buy breakfasts. Po-pos riding their bicycle to the market. Security guards waiting to open the doors. Selayang Mall is not opened yet. Gonna walk an extra mile to the nearest bank. But I adore walking so it’s okay. It’s nice to walk around and see how your people are living. One thing the blue blood politicians would never do.

“A writer takes his pen, to write the words again, but all in love is fair.” #nowplaying Stevie Wonder’s ‘All Is Fair In Love’

Security Money guys hogging the ATM. About 10 people (and coming more) waiting outside. Typical Saturday geram moment.

That was an hour walk without makan. Just had a can of MILO. I am now weak and hungry. Faste finish, I wanna balik makan. ;-(

My sister is bringing my bebbeh to Butterfly Park. But I have tuition class at 11.30am. *nangis* Will join her later. No, you don’t understand. My bebbeh niece Aisyah Nur is what you call an angel that can make a broken heart pieces smile! ;-( A smile from Aisyah Nur and nothing is impossible, and that tears you shed be only of joy and happiness. I’m not kidding. Aisyah Nur, she’s my Cherie Amour. That’s the closest for me to having a baby, so that’s why I am biased thinking my bebbeh niece is the joy why Earth is created for.

Contemplating to share jokes which involve the word ‘fucked up’ with parents. Not that they would marah or anything. Abah said fuck before.

My student Benjamin had a row with his mom because mom wants improvement and he just wants to pass. Haih. Now moody to even study. Haih. I make Ben flips through the Kamus like it’s his bestfriend. Had some exercises about peribahasa. Dia takde inisiatif to even guess. *sigh* Teaching a 15 year-old who doesn’t have patience or initiative and has quite a temper is …………… Tuition class cut short to less than an hour. I don’t want to teach a kid yang tengah temper.

Great! In time to go the butterfly park with my 1year plus bebbeh. Bless. Pengubat hati pengarang jantung.

Day 8 of no carbonated drinks challenge. Aren’t you guys proud of me?

Sebagai tanda persahabatan, najib minta china kasi pinjam dua ekor panda. Siapa advisor najib yang bergeliga sangat nih?

Lack of carbonated drinks increase one’s pervertism. Macam baru akil baligh. Withdrawal symptoms much?

Traxxfm is playing Georgy Porgy by Eric Benet and Faith Evans. Gila best. Georgy porgy puddin pie, kiss the girls and make them cry.

Lapar weh! *cries* Ada orang makan sudu karang!

Kaki mengelecet pakai flipflops. Had to change to loafers and wear socks now.

Aiyoh, where’s my dad ni? Lamanya Zohor kat surau. He’s using my car. 😦

Shahnon SASSYmon. *gelak kecil* *muka merah*

Should’ve bawa air inside the car. Dehydrated dah. Haih.

Penat layan bebbeh who was terried of butterflies. Now tea time with friends at some place i can’t even pronounce let alone spell.

Levain boulangerie pastisserie. Wadefak is that name? Scientific name for edible bra?

tired.

“You lie! I’m Colombian! I know a fake crime scene when I see one!” – Sofia Vergara in Modern Family. Hehehehehehhe..

I believe that when you give, ikhlas, the universe will conspire to give back, multifold! It has always worked for me! – @tiniz

Passed out from 8pm til 3.30am. Shouldn’t have not stayed up the whole night before that. Body couldn’t take it.

Passed out again. Libido = 0. Mojo = -7

Selamat Pagi. How’s your hearts, dear Lovers? Smiling under this rain?

It’s funny that I only dream of you when I’m not asleep. As if my subconscious is telling me, “She yours, not mine.”

Wah, American also got anglophiles. πŸ˜‰

I think I’m pretty stubborn. And at times, it pisses people off.

If Diana didn’t exist and became one of the most lovable icon in the world, nobody cares about which royal married who. Seriously.

Today am gonna don my newspaperboy hat. Just cause, I’m an anglophile, for today. brown checked cap, green shirt, white pants, and brown checked loafers. And it’s a friday. Oh, and brown checked jacket. engrish.

There still exist appreciation in loyalty. Which works for a loyal Libran like me. Kosmik Kembara will be visiting the mechanic again tmrw.

Urgh! Idea for a poem and i’m driving!

If you’re around brickfields and saw a kembara drivers dancing and singing inside her car, that’s not me singing Britnet Spears Hit Me Baby

Great. Second time slammin’ and I’m already on the map that I wanted to keep out from. Heh.

Today am assessing Showa Shell Sekiyu K.K. Anyone have any dirt? πŸ™‚

Kickstarting with Tania Maria – Come With Me. *smiles* #nowplaying *sing* “Come with me, make me smile, hold me in your arms..”

Haddaway’s “What is Love” is sungguh menakutkan when they shout in your earphones while you’re doing work in a quiet office. Damn!

Jing gave me some veges in exchange the veges I gave her for lunch two days back. Turnip cooked in oyster sauce with some shitake mushroom and onions, wrapped in salad leaves.

Gua just gigited lidah sendiri. Syabas diri sendiri!

Baru nampak kepentingan orang Inggeris. Kalau tidak bukanlah penting sangat pok-pok ni.

“You ain’t a saint, we all are sinners. Bet you put your good foot down and make your soul a winner.” #nowplaying A Long Walk – Jill Scott

Times like these, we all misses Lady Di. πŸ™‚ β€œAnd I hope she would be very, very proud that the big day has come upon him.” – Harry on what his late mother, Princess Diana, would think.

There’s something about today that I’m forgetting. Hurm…

#nowplaying Penawar Rindu – Rafeah Buang. Songs I grew up with. πŸ™‚ Love it. “Penawar rindu, padamu, seorang…”

“The face of the saint makes the miracle.” So you should go and make things happen. Carlitos’ wise words to me. :-

I remember long roadtrips balik kampung from Johor to Kelantan and abah plays Hetty Koes Endang ALL THE WAY. I was 8 back then, then I sneaked in Sheila Majid’s cassette so he can change it to Sheila Majid along the way.

#nowplaying Asmara – Anneke Gronloh. πŸ™‚ “Ohhh, begini rasanya, hati ku sengsara.”

If your opinion has a sharp pointy point, then I hope I don’t get your point.

Andre, our Indonesian tech guy in his early 20s, are keeping us up to date with what’s happening right now in London. Me & E-yon *jaws drop*

Hari ni patut revolution against good grammar. ;-P

OMG, just heard the nice prim-proper Korean girl said “fucked up” *jaws dropped*

Friday night. What to do? Who to meet?

Caved in. Heading home to work in my boxers and singlet. Calling Domino’s. Watching the wedding.

Mama: Muid.
Muid: Mak call Muid ke?
Mama: Tak. Mak call Muid la ni…

Aku tak faham betul perbualan Mama dengan Muid ni.

Mama was explaining, that if I don’t get married til I’m 40, I’m still her ‘amanah’, she gotta take care of my ‘kebajikan’ … ;-( Makes me feel guilty since I’m never getting married anyway. *sigh* Just to state, like the atheist who doesn’t believe in God, I don’t believe in marriages. But I don’t disrespect it, it’s just not for me.

Nampak kereta, semua orang jerit. Gila lah persandingan ini. Gila gempak siot. “Nok, dia lambai kat mak, nok! Mak cair..” Nasib baik aku tak gi wedding tu. Habis kena tepis semua topi makcik tu. I think, sape tak pakai topi, is like siapa free hair masa MRSM. Macam giler outcast. Sultan Brunei spotted. Sultan Sarawak takde? Kalau Rosmah pergi, memang giler perasan. Ini ceremony royalty je. Tuanku Mizan spotted now.

Mama: Adik tak punch-in income tax?
Me: Adik kena income tax ke? Adik takde income pun?

Ye ye je commentator ni. Dari jarak 500m, mana kau tahu dalam kereta tu mak pengantin? #royalwedding #rw2011

Mama: Patutlah Kate ni cantik, mak dia cantik.
Me: Macam adik la kan mak?
Mama: Adik cantik apa, cuma tak dress up je.
Me: 😐

OMG, who’s that in PINK? My fashion sense ditikam bertubi tubi!

Baru je nak terfikir, “Oh, no wonder la nampak ramai polis pengiring pagi tadi.” But… I’m in KL.

Dalam banyak-banyak, aku rasa jubah paderi paling GLAM.

Kate masuk kereta. Kain labuh dia masuk bonet.

OMG, timeline bergerak macam sangat laju, lagi laju dari KTM komuter!

I want that car Kate in. Giler best. Apa aku buat, semua orang boleh nampak. Mungkin kecantikan Kate bakal mengubah persepsiku tentang perkahwinan? Sebab aku mahukan pengantin secantik dia? jeng jeng jeng. Flower girl menguap! JINX! Padahal kereta tu pusing pusing 500m je. Saja nak testing suara penyorak, ada stamina nak jerit berapa lama. Kalau Kate tertiarao jatuh, will it be a royal disaster? TERTIARAP. Mak eksaited sangat, uols. Dalam hati Kate, mesti dia kata, “Botak pun botak la, janji aku jadi Royal Highness.” … Kate cakap Melayu doh.

Kalau Melayu, persandingan bererti “Raja Sehari.” Ni cemane kira ni?

Paderi nye jubah lagi panjang dari kain baju Kate? Oh, that’s Kate’s. Dalam hati Kate, masa lalu depan makcik-makcik tu mesti dia kata, “Oh bugger! She’s wearing that fucking bloody ugly looking hat ?!” Cuba William pegang tangan Harry, macam Kate pegang tangan bapak dia. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww… Adakah corong organ dia sampai atas gereja tu? Gila lah! Gua nak bong cenggitu plis. Nasib baik kau sangat cantik Kate. If not, aku takde nye nak tengok wedding ni. Sebab aku shallow dan superficial.

Mama tanya, ni macam sembahyang dia ke? I jawab, “Macam marhaban la mama. macam selawat dia.” Tiba-tiba rasa pandai seminit.

This is the part when I’ll get sleepy. Be it in church or masjid, or kuil, wherever.

Fuck! Mak nak kata mak tak setuju! Tapi tweetdeck mak hang!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Okay, fine. Aku nak kahwin la macam ni.

Eh, yak cium? Oh, dia bukan American ye dak? TAK TAK TAK

Topi paderi pink????? Topi pink, jubah kuning, sure or not tak gay? But, Mak suka uols! Oh, you’re SOOO GAY

A wedding horror if William borrows Samy Vellu’s wig for his wedding.

If George Michael starts singing in front of the church choir, I’ll rest my case on those pink-hat priests.

Suddenly the wedding became secondary. Sitting down with Abah and Mama discussing my adik’s future post SPM. Except, Abah gets to be in the discussion with a cigarette in his hand. Heh.

Wait. Is that the Queen’s husband? Wait, does the Queen has a husband? Surely she does kan, if not, mana datang si Charles tu. If I say, I think Charles would die first than his mother, I kena tulah tak?

Alamak, apsal my parents tanya pasal adik beradik Charles plak ni. Mana aku tahu. Mama, “mak cerita kat diaorang, masa kecik ikut rombongan cina mati, dapat 5ringgit dengan tuala free kalau nangis.” I think my Mom had a very cheerful childhood.

WTF! WTF is that hat?

“Tu tok besan dia.” Mama points at Kate’s dad. Mak aku memang Melayu.

So, adik Kate ada pakwe tak? ;-P

Kate deserves it. She looks regal and just so majestically beautiful.

Malam ni wedding ala Bollywood. Ikat sari keliling api pastu kita layan Banghra.

Abah panggil kain labuh Kate, “skirt”. 😐

Kalau Tim Burton yang plan wedding dia, mesti carriage itu berbentuk pumpkin. Ala Cindarella.

Ah sudah, Abah buka cerita WW1, dimana King kena tembak masa naik carriage. 😐

Penat mak jerit.

Patut kita kena suruh semua anak raja (lelaki) kita masuk askar. Barulah tegap macam William dan Harry. Pastu ada sense patriotism sikit.

Cepat la habis wedding ni. Gua dah lapar dah ni.

Hahahahahaaha, takde sape kisah American Idol

Hey Woman! That’s not a hat! That’s an antler! Who’s your designer? Rudolph? Might as well kill a peacock and just stuff your head in the peacock’s butt.

Brits are having more colours and less checked stuff. Eh, mamak pakai biru ni boipren Ian McKellen ke? ;-P MAMAK? MAMAT I mean.

A white pantsuit, a soft lemongreen scarf, and a white 4-inch pumptoe. And a dark brown beret. Unfortunately, I’m not invited to the wedding

Penatlah nak tunggu kau cium weh. Aku dah lapar dah ni.

Abah: Apsal tak siap nak gi lagi ni?
Mama: Tunggu diaorang cium.
Abah: Alaaa, tengok I cium daging dah cukup la.

I hope the comolot clip be on youtube. I go makan now.

#mamarandomjoke “What are you talking about, I’m at the roundabout?”

Fiqah: Mana Mama belajar baca blog-blog ni?
Mama: Haaa, you don’t know what I know.
#mamarandomjoke

Next time bila ajak parents keluar makan, kena make sure each of them bawa spek mata masing-masing. Kena tunggu turn baca menu pulak!

If I was the Queen, I ban that antler hat to any Royal wedding.

Huh? What American Idol?

Junior Masterchef Finale Round One. Bila dah kenyang tengok rancangan ni, nafsu tak berahi. yay! Isabella first Junior Masterchef!!!!

Just saw the comolot picture. OMG, that jawline! Cantiknya kau Kate.

Abah is watching True Beauty and he is like very in front of the TV. I don’t know if I should be concerned or not.

I love you because when you I die I will cry and cry until I remember what’s like to be inside the womb of time. – @RomanticCreep

“According to the American Cancer Society, if women sit more than six hours a day, we’re increasing our chances of dying by 37 percent. Anyone can make history. Only a great woman can tweet it. Don’t expect a man to give you multiple orgasms. You’ll live a more fulfilling life if you don’t expect a man to give u multiple anything.” – E. Jean

E. Jean’s Rule 3 Rules
(1) Never trust a woman who shags married men.
(2) Never make a deal with a guy who wears a white belt.
(3) Never try to be β€œfriends” when the affair is over.

I wonder if my Debit Card can make online purchases. Hurm…

Weird how people want to bersumpah pegang Qur’an. Even the Qur’an kata kalau berzina kena ada 3 saksi who physically saw what happened.

Kerja malam.

EP and Director whatsapping me at 12.45am. Hurm … These production people should really sleep.

Hurm. Maybe if I put the stinking minyak Zam Zam on my head, it will put off whatever that weird sound I just heard to go away.

Do we smell in our dreams? I mean, can we smell?

Oh, weird sound is actually coming from Muid’s room, he’s watching something on his laptop. The only hantu in this area is supposedly me

Donald Trump said, “Your network is Your networth.” Why is it that I’m always broke?

When I grow up, I want to die famous.

And just like that I changed my Twitter avatar. To someone who used to look like me in 2007. πŸ™‚

500kbps download? 4GB in 2 hours? *orgasm*

Someone should make a blockbuster movie on Ai WeiWei. Mengalahkan Bourne series. Political agenda. Why can’t these politicians focus on the real reason why they are there, to represent and help the people. I have nothing against memansuhkan ISA. but RM600,000 can be used to eradicate poverty. That’s a bigger issue.

How can you possibly be jealous of something you don’t even want?

49.7% of the world population are women (3,132,342,000 women; 3,169,122,000 men) (UN Population Division). #facts

Impunity. That’s one word I will never use verbally. Not because I don’t know what it means, but because I can create definitions for it. πŸ˜›

I want to get an iPad just to read news while I’m wasting time pooping in the toilet. That would be among top 3 reasons if I were to buy one

After viewing the list, evidently hotels in Malaysia charges more for WiFi per day. I paid RM50 for 24 hour in Peninsular Residence!

A week more til I see you. Oh, the anticipation, even though you never will know or ever knew. Secret crazy infatuation crush. Shhhhh, don’t tell anyone. Last night I dreamed of you. And I didn’t even sleep last night. πŸ™‚ Oh my, she’ll cringe reading that. πŸ™‚

Only had a 30min nap last night. I’m pretty much zombified like Kak Limah. Except that I’m already home so I need to get out.

The most fucked up and weirdest thing happened that I can’t even share here. Urgh. And it’s not I-wanna-kill-someone fucked up. It’s euuwww. Seriau telinga mengingatkannya. How the fuck did they get into the washing machine??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dad is 60 and he handwash his own clothes. I bet he’s laughing his ass at what happened to my laundry this morning. To spare your curiosity, 2 rats died in my laundry which I left overnight. And seriously, I don’t know how the hell they got into the machine. So now, the OCD me tells myself, either I throw away that bulk of clothes OR I boil them, soak in dettol, and wash them in 3 different cycles

Dear God, it’s amazing how you make my life interesting every single day. πŸ™‚ Then you throw a couple of rats in, thinking, why not. I knew I’m witty because you’re funny.

Baju boleh dibeli. *pujuk diri sendiri*

In 2003, my cat pooped on my baju Raya. I was so devastated I sent the cat to SPCA. Sorry cat. And now this. *cries* If I was a comic artist, I probably do a sketch parody of the adventure of those 2 rats in the washing machine. *pujuk diri sendiri* Tragedi. Tragedi. Tragedi. Thanked God it wasn’t a load of my pants. If not, I’ll be wearing baju kurung out cos I don’t have anymore pants. My RM 10 shirt. Memang senang kalau kata nak buang. But mana nak dapat shirt RM10 yang best macam tu? ;-( And with that, I had an excuse to kacau Rodent. πŸ™‚ She’d be thinking WTF, kan. πŸ™‚

Okay, I know this is jahat, but when the host looks like she herself needs to be in the Biggest Loser, I think it’s a wrong pick.

Good Morning sayang. πŸ™‚

I love you but who is that woman that smells like death and perfume and chocolate and bourgeois elitism? – @RomanticCreep

Finally! A gorgeous girl in Bodega lounge! And in front of me!

Hello Earthlings!

Aiyoh TAC number, what’s taking you so LONG?

Texting Mama to tell her that her mee goreng today is the best and looks perfect. πŸ™‚

Aku mengadu pasal herbivor boy kat team leader sebab si herbivor boy tak reti hantar emel. Hahahaha. Aku minah pot! Mesti ego herbivor boy terguris. Sebab sebagai seorang analyst, mesti dia dah rasa diri dia hebat sangat.

Note to Self: Check emails after work. Have not been responding to work emails for 4 days already.

Just realised there’s a scar on my right thumb when I successfully burned it while tipping a hot pot. A curved scar.

Semalam nampak Awal and Schaa. Kalau they were holding 6 babies, dah boleh contest for Jolie+Pitt look-a-like. Hehehe.

#nowplaying Slave 4 U – Britney Spears. I gave in. ;-P

E-Yon just told me, Santorini, Greece is a popular honeymoon spot for newlywed Koreans. Things we learn everyday. πŸ˜‰

“It’s okay this love weighs 50 men.” #nowplaying Charlotte Martin’s “The Dance”

Maybe I do need an iPad. Because it’s bigger to read news on when I’m in the toilet.

I told E-Yon she looks like a Korean lady today. And she sneered at me with her Korean eyes. ;-P

50 trillion Japanese yen is equal to RM 1,832.52 billion. Just as Taib Mahmud to buy Japan la. Good investment what. πŸ˜‰ Mesti dia mampu. I mean, ‘ask’. Not ‘as’. And not ‘ass’.

Just killed a baby cockroach. I’m doing you a favour. You won’t be living for thousands of years. The world is cruel like that.

#nowplaying Come with Me – Tania Maria. Her live show at Jackson ville. I want to go to an opened park show of hers. πŸ˜‰

Jing is so excited that her 17 year-old big boy just got himself his first girlfriend. Telling me about sending them of for dates. πŸ˜‰

Well Hello new Followers. Drop by a Hi will you? πŸ˜‰ I’d like to follow you back, but I gotta say that face to face.

Human trafficking is the fastest-growing criminal industry in the world with total annual revenue estimated between US$5 bn to US$9 bn.

“Don’t worry if we fall in love, we will never touch the ground.” #nowplaying Fall In by Esperanza Spalding

Feeling for burger ramly later. If only there’s a shop where I can eat ramly burger and do work on my lappie. ;-(

Hello Miss Lisa Stanfield. Your “Never Never Gonna Give You Up” videoclip is VERY VERY sexy. Me loves it.

“Melayang di atas awan, berjalan beriringkan nyanyian cinta.” #nowplaying Di Atas Awan (akustik) by Parkdrive. Love Olivia Latuputy’s voice.

“Girl’s got crazy rhythm, She’s coming from a stranger place, All wrapped up in music, With a star gaze on her face, She got it.”

The guy who initiated this 1Melayu 1Bumi thing is pretty much very self-righteous. Even the Prophet pun ask us to live with others. Rasa nak hempuk kepala dia dengan batu-bata pun ada. People who think Malays own Malaysia should just rot 6 feet under. Tanah Malaya ni takde bendanya tanpa bantuan luar.

“106 Santos employees grew moustaches for Movember in 2010, raising awareness for Beyond Blue and the Prostate Cancer Foundation of AUS.” Boleh join abang askar dan abang polis kita. They get paid extra if they grow fierce looking moustaches. ;-P

Time for coffee. πŸ™‚

If 3.3 is for 1,000,000 working hours, do I divide 5 or times 5 if I want to get answer for 200,000 working hours? Math geniuses out there?

#nowplaying Whatever – Jill Scott. πŸ™‚ Makes you want someone to pamper with your love, huh?

OMG, your unwitty tweets feels like chainsaw cutting my funny bones and I’m not even kidding.

I’m leaning to my laptop monitor like an old professor reading an interesting encyclopedia. I even got my checked jacket to match it. I wish it was porn that I’m forcing my eyes to see, not 250 page of annual report. *sigh*

I can get information at the tip of my fingers if I want to. And use it for many reason to exploit others. But whatever for, kan?

Quite impressed with our cast line-up. Getting a bit excited now. I almost khatam the movie script now. πŸ™‚ I’m so hoping my career pursuit dates wouldn’t clash with the production dates now. *fingers-crossed

So, I have a unlighted stick hanging on my lips, and suddenly the waiter at the Deli shoved his lighter to light it. Rasa mcm Cleopatra plak

So many projects, so little time, I want to taste the earth, and touch the sky. πŸ™‚

Zainal, the waiter semalam greets me. So sweet. He made my dirty martini semalam. Was so concern that it would suit my taste πŸ™‚ I like to know/call my waiter/waitresses by name. We should call them our buddies. πŸ™‚

A bug in a beer. I hope he/she/it doesn’t drown/getdrunk.

“In high definition, I’m dreaming of you. With my disposition, I’m losing my cool. My everything, I give anything to be with you” – Yuna

Hek eleh. DNA kau nak buat apa, samdol oi. Bukan kau yang buat seks tu. Sad to know such an idiot can get Datukship also.

How to change a Tyre. Take out the Y and put an I. Voila! ;-P Or is it, how to change attire?

It takes a special kind of stupid to take a tweet serious. – @mllyssa

With all this work on my shoulders, all I want to do is to carry on writing my sappy love story screenplay that I’ll never shoot. Now that I’ve found the format wizard for screenplay in my OpenOffice. Feels so pandai suddenly. Now, to tell the story. It’s so interesting, writing a screenplay, a story. You almost am thinking like 15 characters (if any) that you’ve written.

Btw, my niece drop by when I was out teaching tuition class. So sad. I miss her like crazy I could cry. ;-(

should. stop. thinking.

Someone invited me for a food review. I feel so very bad if I accept it. First, I’m not a fussy eater. Second, I don’t eat. And why the hell they want me to eat and drink Mint Lychee to quench my thirst? Mint Lychee? Mint Lychee? Do I look like I drink Mint Lychee. Why do people put mint in lychee???????????? Lychee is supposed to be, sweet and not minty. Which reminds me, Jamie Oliver calls rambutan, “hairy lychee”. Brits aren’t that smart. The menu puts Kacang Pol as starters. Isn’t that a main dish? Urgh, I’m the worst person to be doing food review.

red. bull. kicking. in. will. do. work. now. and. leave. you. people. to. peace.

Wah, Royal Wedding dah ada hashtag #rw2011. πŸ™‚

Dear FB, if 25 of my friends know that person, doesn’t mean that I might know him, okay?

I’m just a fragment of your memory.

“If your life was gold. How long would you think you’d stay living?” – Gold by Interference #nowplaying “And I love her so. I wouldn’t trade her for gold.” πŸ™‚

If we always set our eyes for the ideal, would we actually settle for what is real?

#nowplaying The Fact Is (I Need You) – Jill Scott. And I really do.

Pretending that the laptop’s keyboard is an actual keyboard (the musical instrument) and type like playing music.,

Melewati dinginnya mimpi. #nowplaying Bila Aku Jatuh Cinta – Nidji

This close to anxiety attack. ;-( Only had 1 ciggie for the past 3 days and it’s Day 4 in no carbonated drink challenge. *body shivering*

Cut my hair and find a quiet place to eat and drink. Any takers? At Bodega lounge, Bangsar. Anyone up for some games to avoid the traffic, holler. Reading through my old poetry book. It’s actually half the book. Impressive dear self. Bodega lounge ni memang tempat bercinta juga la. πŸ™‚

Tidak berharap bukan bermakna putus harapan.

If you and I were strangers, the only thing we need is the night. Then everyone would be lovers.

Aku mahu lompat ke bintang. Dan dengan kuasa celah kangkang, akn ku tunggang si Bintang. Supaya dia akur turun ke bumi, utk lompat bersamaku

Marc Anthony is singing “All is Fair in Love”, a tribute to Stevie Wonder. Makes me want to get married to a man like Marc Anthony.

Me at Bodega and Faiz at Antipodean. Selamba je tinggal tinggal barang to jenguk each other macam neighbours. ;-P

#nowplaying Lamunan Terhenti – Aris Ariwatan. πŸ˜‰

Tell me my love, what will you do when we dismantle the state apparatus, when we turn consumption on itself. – @RomanticCreep

“Now why you wanna go and do dat love huh, now why you wanna go and do dat and do dat and do dat.” #nowplaying Selamat malam. Saya tidur dulu. Assalamualaikum. Harap dapat bangun awal esok. InsyaAllah. πŸ™‚

Get ready for some Monday ‘Penaakulan Mantik’.

A: Adultery is forgivable when it involves falling in love rather than sex for its own sake.
B is Women never have sex for its own sake.
So C concludes that “A woman adulterer must have done it for love, and can be forgiven.”

I’ve cheated in a relationship before and was with someone who was in a relationship who used me for pleasure. I think my celibacy is karma.

Eros is passionate love, with sensual desire & longing. Modern Greek word “erotas” means “Intimate Love”. The term ‘erotic’ is from eros.

People who are vain, doesn’t mean they’re a narcissist. People who are narcissist, doesn’t mean they have self-confidence.

If you were to write a letter to an author (dead/living) who had inspired you, who will it be? I would write to Rumi & J.D. Salinger.

Today, I’m going to make Benjamin write a Malay essay on his favourite song. Probably gonna make him translate it as well. πŸ™‚

#nowplaying My Sharona – The Knack. Get ready to bump your head guys! Mamamamayyy sharona!! It’s just a matter of time, sharona!

Is it fair to say that we can know a writer from their writing?

#nowplaying Dayz of Our Livez – Bone Thugs N Harmony. “Now come into my world and you can see that we are more than thugs.”

#nowplaying Part-Time Lover – Stevie Wonder. Singing and dancing a geeky tribal dance to send this message to the universe. πŸ˜‰

Back in the old days, to be a concubine means sexual power over the King and not the other way around. It means control. A privilege.

#nowplaying Overjoy – Stevie Wonder. πŸ™‚

During those days, the Queen is like the King’s business partner. If she’s smart enough. Like the Chinese empress(es). πŸ™‚

#nowplaying If You Really Love Me – Stevie Wonder. πŸ˜‰ If you really love me won’t you tell me?

#nowplaying Cinta Terlarang – Ren Tobing. “Ku tahu kau juga tak sempurna, namun berdua kita saling mengisi..”

Eldest sis calling that she bought us kain baju raya. Awwwww………… And then she reminds me of how she wants Bobbi Brown make-up set. Hinting me much. “Instead of smoking, I do smokey eyes.” – My Sister. And she said, whenever I tweet, her colleagues (who are my twitter friends) will update her. Aiyoh. Now I need to text all my tweets to her. Before she hangs up the phone, she said, “Okay, now go tweet all your insecurities.” My sister, ladies and gentlemen. Haih, I do miss my sister and her sick antic jokes. πŸ™‚

Tempted to create a whatsapp group with the Director and the EP. Although I don’t know what for also. Hahaha. Saja jakun with whatsapp.

Working on word document pun boleh lagging macam haram! Ish! Okay, fine. I’ll be patient.

Oh, stop their own species from abusing women..

A roti canai and a plate of meehoon later and I’m still hungry. ;-(

Major choc input: Milo Ice and Choc Ice Cream bun.

#nowplaying Di Atas Awan (akustik) – Parkdrive. “Tanpaku sedari, kau curi hatiku saatku terlengang..”

#nowplaying Trip On Love – Abra Moore. “You stop laughing, ask me to feel lonely that way.”

#nowplaying Jam – Michael Jackson. A good one to kick the sleepy out of the head after lunch. πŸ˜‰

#nowplaying It’s The Falling In Love – Michael Jackson. Off The Wall, the best album. πŸ™‚

#nowplaying Stay – Lisa Loeb. Girls in geeky glasses. πŸ™‚

#nowplaying Ain’t That a Shame – Najwa Mahiaddin. *snaps fingers* Badoo badoo badoo badeyyy

#nowplaying Got To Go – Najwa Mahiaddin. πŸ˜‰

#nowplaying Selalu Tersenyum – Glenn Fredly feat. Parkdrive. πŸ™‚

#nowplaying Virtual Insanity – Jamiroquai. “It’s a crazy world we’re living in and I can’t see that half of us immersed in sin..”

“And I’m standing over here, watching you over there. Smiling, happy, unaware.” #nowplaying

#nowplaying Crystalised – The xx. πŸ™‚

It was infatuation that lead me to you. It was my wit that made you notice me. Yet, we’re not together.

#nowplaying Hundreds of Sparrows. “Your head upon my chest. And I can feel the pillow of your breast. You are worth hundreds of sparrows.”

“There’s a hole in my soul, and I’m losing control and it’s not too late for you to be my magic star.” #nowplaying Talulah – Jamiroquai

#nowplaying Good Morning Heartache – Jill Scott. πŸ™‚ Perfect after rain song.

“So the words you could not say, I’ll sing them for you. And the love we could have made, I’ll make it for two.” #nowplaying

She who works like a dog, is a bitch. Okaylah, the explanation is … bitch is a female dog. Geddit? Geddit? ;-P

I’m so tensed with working like a dog, I’m gonna cut my hair very very short tomorrow. Tengoklah. *gertak diri sendiri*

Adios Astupidos!

Benjamin chose an Akon song to write for his essay. I almost choked to death in utter disgust but I am here to teach him. *cries*

Lapar. Dinner alone or…..? I miss hartamas square. Dinner alone it seems. Had a quick dinner of empat cucuk satay at Devi’s Corner Bangsar alone. So much for avoiding mamak. But I didn’t have Coke.

Got myself some new kretek. Finall found Dji Sam Soe at Kampung Segambut Dalam. I love the drive there. I blend in. Almost. πŸ™‚

As a Libra, You will pay the bills on time in one of two ways: by sheer luck or with the aid of a responsible partner. [ZodiacFacts]

In Jakarta, Sudirman was a Jenderal. πŸ™‚
– 09:19

1964 – 1982. Nelson Mandela was imprisoned. 1989 – 2010. Aung San Suu Kyi was house-arrested.
– 10:42

My car tyre got punctured and I didn’t even touch the car since last night. I got deadline and Dad is expecting me to go change it myself.
– 12:41

There comes a time being a handy fucking masculine person who does everything herself is a nuisance. Why can’t I be a stupid helpless girl?
– 12:43

Colonel think its okay for me to change my own car tyre in this heat, but doesn’t like me being not feminine and prim&proper like normal?
– 12:43

Told him, it’s too hot, I got work, and will call a mechanic later. I can change the tyre, it was not a problem. But cut me some slack.
– 12:45

Plus, how the f-cking hell did it got flat in the first place?! The only person driving it today was the one who removed it from the gate.
– 12:45

We changed the tyre, in this damn heat. Cos I can’t allow my 59 year-old dad fussing to jack up my car. We couldn’t find the nail though.
– 13:10

If someone sabotaged by releasing out the air, siap la. Siap la kau.
– 13:11

Now I really need a redbull, some chocolates, some Coke, and maybe a ciggie. Dammit!
– 13:16

I wonder, people who fight and talk about sexuality rights are mostly … heterosexuals.
– 13:45

A lot of homosexuals I know, are pretty out, pretty comfortable with themselves, and … pretty.
– 13:46

Maybe I shouldn’t comment since I am neither a heterosexual activist nor a pretty homosexual. πŸ˜‰
– 13:47

Wow. Humming is making sounds while you breathe through your nose.
– 14:03

Day 2 of no carbonated drinks. Feel like crying.
– 14:39

I was doing much better not smoking than I am not drinking carbonated drink. ;-(
– 14:55

Am officially the tokan for boxed series and new movies. *coughs*
– 15:45

People who still exist in our memories are still alive.
– 15:48

Husih. Gossip artis. Sedap dibaca, only for the purpose of laughing at the reporter’s ‘report’, no more, no less. People deserve privacy.
– 18:15

Then you look at yourself with amazement. Boringnya hidup aku sebab takde skandal yang boleh di-sensationalised-kan. Hahahahaha.
– 18:15

The kid behind the house is singing like a f-ing bastard. Urgh. Feels like throwing a brick until his windows pecah.
– 18:50

The whole day, my phone was off. How lovely.
– 19:06

I think this is a good practice. Every Sunday, I shall switch off my phone.
– 19:06

Watching Animal Planet, about an albino hippo being isolated by other hippos. Fiqah kata, “Ish, Badak pun racist.”
– 19:25

William’s and Kate’s wedding. Almost like Academy Awards.
– 19:32

Landak pun ada albino. Tengah tengok buaya nak makan landak albino. Katanya albino generally rabun. Sad.
– 19:35

OMG, Kitto the albino baby Baboon died falling from the tree. The mother carried him around 3 days 3 nights after that thinking he’s alive.
– 19:43

;-(
– 19:44

Okay, Animal Planet is officially a sad channel. ;-(
– 19:44

Kitto is the albino lion cub. The albino baby baboon is not Kitto. But he died tragically. Sangat sedih.
– 19:46

Dark Days in Monkey City reminds me of the movie Hanuman.
– 19:54

Which suddenly reminds me of Mira Nair’s “Kamasutra”. I love that movie. The legendary Rekha was in it.
– 19:55

Watched Mira Nair’s “Kamasutra” when I was still in highschool. That’s the closest I get to porn, in a respectful way. Mira Nair, okay!
– 19:56

So many report to read, so little time. And these reports have nothing to do with work. Still, knowledge is power.
– 20:35

I miss beach vacation. ;-( ..
– 20:42

Urgh, the tensed part is when nak simpan air sembahyang from Maghrib to Isya’ then you forgot, you’re the Queen of all farts.
– 20:49

If the Pope’s time, we call ‘papacy’, do we refer to Mother Teresa’s time as “mamacy” ?
– 21:02

Nas Ahmad needs to learn a lot from Ryan Seacrest. Semua comment dia sangat biased dan membosankan.
– 21:11

Huish, back-up dancers hot hot belaka.
– 21:15

Nas pergi cari Yusry, tanya kat Erra. Lawak la kot tu. I bet he thinks that was the most brilliant lawak he pulled tonight.
– 21:29

Nora singing with her son in Mentor. I love Nora.
– 21:35

Ala, so cute. Johan Nawawi so supportive.
– 21:37

Fast & Furious. Si bodoh mana yang beria nak translate to Pantas & Garang ni? Ish. Kata Nama Khas takyah terjemah la.
– 21:39

Luka di dalam hati, dan luka yang diperlakukan. Lakonan mereka yang berpura-pura. Wah gua suka lagu ni doh!
– 21:44

Ooooh, Aku patrikan sumpah! Cinta setia, di atas kaca jiwaku.
– 21:44

Cayalah Roy!!! Ratnaku!!! Gua nak nyanyi lagu ni in next karaoke session!
– 21:46

Sedap jugak si Salma nyanyi dengan Lan yang suka typewriter ni.
– 21:54

Okaylah Salma. Aku suka lah kat kau. Boleh tahan.
– 21:55

Abang Anuarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *muka peminat cilik* *kelip mata berkali-kali*
– 22:18

I’ll sing a song to you through my stare while you read the words of my love song written on a piece of paper. πŸ™‚
– 22:29

Back to basics. Returning to the 80s and 90s. Bye bye world.
– 22:37

“Aku membilang hari. Apa akan datang hariku nanti…. Istana menanti pasti…”
– 22:46

#nowplaying Lamunan Terhenti – Aris Ariwatan. πŸ™‚
– 22:52

Kita bertemu, kali ini untuk apa? Adakah hanya, menambahkan lagi sengsara.. #nowplaying
– 22:58

Bersama kasih, kita leburkan rantai yang membebankan hidup kita, selama ini. #nowplaying
– 23:02

“Kepadamu kekasih, aku berserah. Kerana ku tahu, kau lebih mengerti. Apa yang terlukis di cermin wajahku ini. Apa yang tersirat di hati..”
– 23:08

Penawar rindu padamu seorang… Kenapa selalu semangatku dikau puja. Penawar rindu padamu seorang… #nowplaying
– 23:14

Aiyoh, itu convertor takmo convert lagu keroncong la. Haih.
– 23:21

“Mata airmu dari Solo.. Terkurung gunung seribu.. Air mengalir sampai jauh.. Akhirnya ke laut..” #nowplaying
– 23:36

Oooo, begini rasanya, hatiku sengsara. Mengingat dia, hatiku luka, kerna tergoda oleh cinta.” #nowplaying
– 23:38