I love you but who is that woman that smells like death and perfume and chocolate and bourgeois elitism? – @RomanticCreep

Finally! A gorgeous girl in Bodega lounge! And in front of me!

Hello Earthlings!

Aiyoh TAC number, what’s taking you so LONG?

Texting Mama to tell her that her mee goreng today is the best and looks perfect. πŸ™‚

Aku mengadu pasal herbivor boy kat team leader sebab si herbivor boy tak reti hantar emel. Hahahaha. Aku minah pot! Mesti ego herbivor boy terguris. Sebab sebagai seorang analyst, mesti dia dah rasa diri dia hebat sangat.

Note to Self: Check emails after work. Have not been responding to work emails for 4 days already.

Just realised there’s a scar on my right thumb when I successfully burned it while tipping a hot pot. A curved scar.

Semalam nampak Awal and Schaa. Kalau they were holding 6 babies, dah boleh contest for Jolie+Pitt look-a-like. Hehehe.

#nowplaying Slave 4 U – Britney Spears. I gave in. ;-P

E-Yon just told me, Santorini, Greece is a popular honeymoon spot for newlywed Koreans. Things we learn everyday. πŸ˜‰

“It’s okay this love weighs 50 men.” #nowplaying Charlotte Martin’s “The Dance”

Maybe I do need an iPad. Because it’s bigger to read news on when I’m in the toilet.

I told E-Yon she looks like a Korean lady today. And she sneered at me with her Korean eyes. ;-P

50 trillion Japanese yen is equal to RM 1,832.52 billion. Just as Taib Mahmud to buy Japan la. Good investment what. πŸ˜‰ Mesti dia mampu. I mean, ‘ask’. Not ‘as’. And not ‘ass’.

Just killed a baby cockroach. I’m doing you a favour. You won’t be living for thousands of years. The world is cruel like that.

#nowplaying Come with Me – Tania Maria. Her live show at Jackson ville. I want to go to an opened park show of hers. πŸ˜‰

Jing is so excited that her 17 year-old big boy just got himself his first girlfriend. Telling me about sending them of for dates. πŸ˜‰

Well Hello new Followers. Drop by a Hi will you? πŸ˜‰ I’d like to follow you back, but I gotta say that face to face.

Human trafficking is the fastest-growing criminal industry in the world with total annual revenue estimated between US$5 bn to US$9 bn.

“Don’t worry if we fall in love, we will never touch the ground.” #nowplaying Fall In by Esperanza Spalding

Feeling for burger ramly later. If only there’s a shop where I can eat ramly burger and do work on my lappie. ;-(

Hello Miss Lisa Stanfield. Your “Never Never Gonna Give You Up” videoclip is VERY VERY sexy. Me loves it.

“Melayang di atas awan, berjalan beriringkan nyanyian cinta.” #nowplaying Di Atas Awan (akustik) by Parkdrive. Love Olivia Latuputy’s voice.

“Girl’s got crazy rhythm, She’s coming from a stranger place, All wrapped up in music, With a star gaze on her face, She got it.”

The guy who initiated this 1Melayu 1Bumi thing is pretty much very self-righteous. Even the Prophet pun ask us to live with others. Rasa nak hempuk kepala dia dengan batu-bata pun ada. People who think Malays own Malaysia should just rot 6 feet under. Tanah Malaya ni takde bendanya tanpa bantuan luar.

“106 Santos employees grew moustaches for Movember in 2010, raising awareness for Beyond Blue and the Prostate Cancer Foundation of AUS.” Boleh join abang askar dan abang polis kita. They get paid extra if they grow fierce looking moustaches. ;-P

Time for coffee. πŸ™‚

If 3.3 is for 1,000,000 working hours, do I divide 5 or times 5 if I want to get answer for 200,000 working hours? Math geniuses out there?

#nowplaying Whatever – Jill Scott. πŸ™‚ Makes you want someone to pamper with your love, huh?

OMG, your unwitty tweets feels like chainsaw cutting my funny bones and I’m not even kidding.

I’m leaning to my laptop monitor like an old professor reading an interesting encyclopedia. I even got my checked jacket to match it. I wish it was porn that I’m forcing my eyes to see, not 250 page of annual report. *sigh*

I can get information at the tip of my fingers if I want to. And use it for many reason to exploit others. But whatever for, kan?

Quite impressed with our cast line-up. Getting a bit excited now. I almost khatam the movie script now. πŸ™‚ I’m so hoping my career pursuit dates wouldn’t clash with the production dates now. *fingers-crossed

So, I have a unlighted stick hanging on my lips, and suddenly the waiter at the Deli shoved his lighter to light it. Rasa mcm Cleopatra plak

So many projects, so little time, I want to taste the earth, and touch the sky. πŸ™‚

Zainal, the waiter semalam greets me. So sweet. He made my dirty martini semalam. Was so concern that it would suit my taste πŸ™‚ I like to know/call my waiter/waitresses by name. We should call them our buddies. πŸ™‚

A bug in a beer. I hope he/she/it doesn’t drown/getdrunk.

“In high definition, I’m dreaming of you. With my disposition, I’m losing my cool. My everything, I give anything to be with you” – Yuna

Hek eleh. DNA kau nak buat apa, samdol oi. Bukan kau yang buat seks tu. Sad to know such an idiot can get Datukship also.

How to change a Tyre. Take out the Y and put an I. Voila! ;-P Or is it, how to change attire?

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