Simply Red is making me remember the first time we made love

297186196_ee7e2a9c77_o3:43 PM

Me: Lantak la.
@soefira: melantak
Me: pelantak.
@soefira: terhantak
Me: berantak.
@soefira: berontak
Me: serentak.
@soefira: serendipity
Me: stupidity.
@soefira: annuity
Me: continuity.
@soefira: contiguous
@FizzzBox: annul
Me: annal
@soefira: annals of history
@FizzzBox: anal
@FizzzBox: anus
@soefira: analytically banal
Me: canal.
@soefira: cannelloni
@FizzzBox: fettucine
@FizzzBox: flatulence
@FizzzBox: hungry
@soefira: sleepy *yawnnn*
@FizzzBox: cuddly
@soefira: oh jeez. I really did fall asleep tadi!
Me: jeez whizz

3:59 PM

I’m driving. Supposedly.

4:45 PM

Me: Can see @jredza ‘s place from where I’m standing. 🙂
@jredza: where u standing. Sorry haven’t been on twitter. Just back on now!

4:45 PM

@FizzzBox: where dat?
Me: Merdekarya. Jalan 5/57 Petaling jaya from jalan gasing.
@FizzzBox: thanks
Me: Haha. Are you planning to come?
@FizzzBox: yr just abt to start – its near La Salle School?
Me: depan sikit. The turning before the roundabout.

6:39 PM

@elainedaly: What’s up with all the super jiwang songs on the radio…
Me: They berjangkit from you. You jangan jiwang ok. So not Capri.
@elainedaly: I’m a selective jiwanger. Haha
Me: Acheche…

9:29 PM

@Voltairess: Sorry if this sounds immature, but I still can’t accept this fact. So gross.
Me: an incestuous scene.
@Voltairess: friendcestous

9:47 PM

Windows down and a drive home.

9:48 PM

Me: Read 2 poems and an encore poem by demand. Superstar not. Sebab first 2 poems tak berapa menyerlah je.
@ElphabaThropp7: trust that you are great, dear one 🙂
Me: Thanks, but I’m not great. If it is so, I won’t grow. 🙂
@cuddlyfamily: you write lovely poems, you. And you read them with love. I suka, even if I couldnt make it today. #sokongselalu
Me: Awww *hugs*
@cuddlyfamily: huugggssss
@ElphabaThropp7: there’s always the opportunity to grow into awesome, awesomer, awesometastic, and so on 🙂
Me: Thanks you. 🙂

10:17 PM

@carmensoo: Eeee!!! #deadmine showing tonite on #hbo 10.30pm do tune in!!
@elainedaly: tune in folks!!
Me: Can’t wait!

10:22 PM

@sifakap: Baling durian tak boleh ke untuk chap goh meh?
Me: Balik nangka.
@sifakap: Nangka? Peh. Kuatnya kudrat. Tu nak tulis karangan ke, address rumah kat nangka tu?

10:23 PM

Me: Kepada sesiapa yang nak baling oren esok, saya syorkan untuk balik nangka. Sebab itu je yang akan memercikkan air dan menemukan jodoh. *baling la, bukan balik. Balik pun boleh. Balut lagi bagus. Balut nangka.
@idaghazali: sekarang baru u ckp??! Mana nak cari bapak punye nangka nak baling?? Mana???
Me: Minta kat bapak la. DUH.
@idaghazali: weyy apa punya jwpn nih? Sungguh tak membantu. I campak pokok nangka & for extra hope, pokok cempedak sekali. Lol
Me: Kalau you campak dengan tanah-tanah sekali, dia akan membuahkan hasil. Kaching!

10:26 PM

Me: Dalam nangka ada beribu-ribu lemon. Dalam lemon ada beribu-ribu biji benih. Dalam benih ada bibit-bibit cinta.
@sifakap: Falsafah, falsafah, tsk, tsk.

10:32 PM

Can’t wait for #Deadmine on HBO.

10:43 PM

Me: Today I read a hate poem. Just so you know. It ended with, “they rather be with handsome cheaters, than ugly devoted lovers.”
@kruel74: Deep!

10:44 PM

Tonight I also learn a new term, “hetero-phobic”. Heh.

10:45 PM

Terracota in Sulawesi, Indonesia….. Hurm………….

10:47 PM

@soefira: Came home. Found cat reading my book! Proof: pic.twitter.com/4l03XSOdhj
Me: You sure she’s reading? Or she does what I do, sleep with books. Don’t read them.
@soefira: defo read them. I saw her writing down notes. In cat language

11:44 PM

Me: Ooooo, Carmen Soo orang jahat rupanya. #deadmine
@kimberlaaleeloo: why? Nak kepoh
Me: Cerita #deadmine kat hBo tadi.
@kimberlaaleeloo: alar chey! Heheh xoxo

11:46 PM
Me: Dah mati.
@elainedaly: haha yang u bagi narration ni pahal? Laa.
Me: Eyh. Betul la. Tapi I tak bagi spoiler
@elainedaly: jgn bagi spoiler aku cukup.
Me: Ahah! Tungguuuu

11:48 PM

Ahahahhaha, seberat-berat besi baju terracota ittew, masih boleh berenang.

11:48 PM

Kesimpulannya. Semua mati.

11:49 PM

APA?! Tu je? Aku mati-mati ingatkan siri.

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