All these Ministers takde kerja lain then visiting pembukaan cawangan UMNO ke? Ada banyak lagi social issues to attend to, no?
Wearing a 10 year old jeans that still look big on me. Have I not grown up at all?
When the hawk goes down, it’s no mo.
My brain is small and my vocabulary is limited. But not everyone can play around with word.
It’s not about memorising the dictionary. It’s about using the right words.
Okay, must stay away from politics talk. Politics drain out your soul. Politicians can be the cruelest human beings at times.
Why cruel? They are able to shit and spit at their own mother if the mother doesn’t support their political agendas. And that’s a fact.
Okay, why is it I can’t access my sectors! France doing site maintenance? But it’s like freaking 4am there!
France is closing my access to active sectors. So what now? I can’t do work? So how? Do I eat sand and be merry?
Just on the day I’m so perked up to finish it all. Selalu macam ni tau.
broke. dog. bone.
Went to office at 10. System down. Liaison guy in Brussels is away til May 13. I’m heading home to be in my boxers pants now.
Malaysia is so cool, even our Orang Utan smokes.
Malaysia is so cool, even our MPs watch porn beramai-ramai with exclusive screening summore.
Malaysia is so cool, even our Minister wanna sue Twitter.
Malaysia is so cool, we slow down to see why a biker parks by the roadside but we don’t stop for people crossing the zebracrossing.
Malaysia so cool, we have a public holiday every month, we take medical leave, emergency leave, and also 4 meal breaks everyday.
Malaysia so cool, we complain about the heat but nobody uses solar energy.
Malaysia so cool, we can tweet 24/7 and still manage to eat, sleep, do work, have coffee with friends, have lovers, have a life. NOT.
*drumroll* ……………………………………………………………. Masa lunch sudah tamat!
We ken. I ken. Yu ken. Tapi Malaysia? Malaysia boleh.
My air laici has become ais laici.
Apparently, I have balls. But we’ll see how easily those non-existing balls can crush my own ego. We’ll see. SOON-ish.
Sweating like a pig. Even though I never see a pig sweats. Or how a sweat from a pig looks like. We human beings like to assume.
*crying for the Ugandans* Please lord don’t let them execute the people just because they wanted to love beyond limitations. 😦
Saya nak pergi berlari kat taman. Bye.
Aiiihhh, kenak kau tok, sik madah pun.
I’m anal and absentminded. Still love me or not?
Malaysia so cool that our kids are shaped by the MTV and our politicians’ life plot imitates a Hollywood screenplay.
“In a sky full of people, only some want to fly, isn’t that crazy? In a world full of people, only some want to fly, isn’t that crazy?”
“Cause even the impossible, is easy when we got each other. One day we’re gonna get so high.”
Oh, this is more millennium, not so 90s. Telepopmusik is also millennium.
“If this ain’t love, why does it feel so good?”
K.D. Lang once dated Leisha Hailey who played Alice Pieszecki in The L Word. 🙂 I should’ve dated Leisha Hailey. ;-P
The original version of Shame that Zhane did was by Evelyn ‘Champagne’ King. It was featured in Sex and the City’s ppilot episode.
They played it in the club, during the closing scene, where Carrie first saw Mr. Big. I remembered the scene vividly because I LOVE THE SONG
“I can’t get enough, enough of that magic touch. Love is in my heart, keep tearing the rules apart.”
The first time I saw the videoclip, I fell in love with Linda Evangelista AND Christy Turlington. 🙂
Oh Helena… Topless Helena………………..
Remember when Chris Isaak cameo in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. as a singer in the Central Perk and went out with Phoebe? 🙂
A song about a horny delores? Beats Prince’s pussy control. Hahahaha.
In the music video, Delores couldn’t get Prince to bed, so she went to the Lady DJ and got laid! Haha.
Btw, did you know Prince wrote and performed Sinead O Conner’s “Nothing Compares 2 U”? 😉
Ah come on, you don’t know P.M. Dawn??? ;-P
I could be a 90s Radio DJ. ;-P
“We’ll try to stay blind to the hope and fear outside. Hey child, stay wilder than the wind and blow me in to cry….”
I was 11. ;-P